blowjob bennett

“blowjob bennett” is a very large being who is a grown woman who likes to go for young boys and loves to give blowjobs

“Holy shit blowjob bennett is huge!!”

by jess i love bjs April 20, 2024

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023

Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth

Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!

by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019

National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Can I have head its National blowjob day.

by Polo.boi June 25, 2020

Full Body Blowjob

A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1

I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!

by BrainGlitchGuy July 3, 2022

blowjob

(v), (n); the act of sucking or using the mouth in order to pleasure a man's cock.

(v); "I earned a blowjob last night for playing rough."

(n); "I literally blow jobbed a man last night ..."

by swuishy December 2, 2021