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fine blind

when a nigga can't see how fine you are
"sis why don't he like me"

"girl I heard he was fine blind"
by aqua_25 October 4, 2017
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Blind Firing Mercy

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.
by Agent 145 December 6, 2018
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Adjusting the Blinds

A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.
A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.
by jesster79 March 6, 2011
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united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.
United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019
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blind corner

Is the act of smearing habanero sauce on your elbow and farting, after the female person comes in the act of sex.
Last night I did the blind corner. I smeared Habanero sauce on my elbow, after my girlfriend came I dropped one.
by Maximumperformance April 26, 2017
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The Blind

You're still reading this to them, right?
Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
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Double-Blind Fun Time

When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.
Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.
by LivingWordsmith69 March 12, 2018
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