Semen Blaster

Semen Blaster (n.)
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise

Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.

1 (Positive Context):
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.

2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.

by Jake Dikshit August 12, 2012

generic black guy

The black guy of the group in a tv show or movie. There is always one to prevent a racism call.

"Hey look, it's that generic black guy"

by FagbuttHooBalls March 11, 2014

dry blastoff

The act of receiving an aggresive, juicy orgasm without the use of any lubricant.

I gave Kevin a dry blastoff last night and he totally loved it"

by Da aids December 24, 2014

Wool Blanket

When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.

I caught Joe performing a wool blanket with my sheep this morning... I had to put daisy down!

by ClamKnuckler May 20, 2014

avalanche blasting

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.

Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."

by canal treatment January 14, 2017

Dylan blanket

The sheet that covers your bed a.k.a. a bed cover . Normally taken off the bed after a anal session

Hey dude after what we did lastnight my dylan blanket came off.

by Ravi_Shankar August 10, 2020

Jolene Blalock

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.

Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021