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beardcraft

The act of finely shaping a man's facial hair to perfection. Many stylistic details are put into account including proper length, shape and other beardly attributes. Involves dangerous and expert shaving techniques to reach the ultimate level of beardliness.
"Holy Smokes Kevin! How did you achieve that finely shaped goatee?" "Oh, I thought that I would beardcraft today. It took some time, but my beard is finely molded into a facial hair sculpture of perfection."

"Much like many kids that waste their time building incredible structures playing Minecraft, my beardcraft took quite a while to accomplish the finished result."
by Swervyswerve July 22, 2011
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bearded wonder

Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...
by slimbo9 October 2, 2013
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crotch beard

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.
by Sjman March 6, 2009
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Wilton Beard

The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"
by angry bry March 12, 2009
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vampire beard

A beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
They are commonly found on women.

It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.
"You have a beard?"

"Yeah. It only comes out at night."

"You mean like a vampire beard?"

"Yes, exactly."
by the meeshinator May 23, 2010
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red bearding

Eating your lady friend out on her period
Matt quirin frequently participates in red bearding
by dick bohner December 20, 2010
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shit beard

dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.
that kid needs to shave, that's a shit beard.
by Maytawn January 1, 2011
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