The act of finely shaping a man's facial hair to perfection. Many stylistic details are put into account including proper length, shape and other beardly attributes. Involves dangerous and expert shaving techniques to reach the ultimate level of beardliness.
"Holy Smokes Kevin! How did you achieve that finely shaped goatee?" "Oh, I thought that I would beardcraft today. It took some time, but my beard is finely molded into a facial hair sculpture of perfection."
"Much like many kids that waste their time building incredible structures playing Minecraft, my beardcraft took quite a while to accomplish the finished result."
"Much like many kids that waste their time building incredible structures playing Minecraft, my beardcraft took quite a while to accomplish the finished result."
by Swervyswerve July 22, 2011
Get the beardcraft mug.Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...
by slimbo9 October 2, 2013
Get the bearded wonder mug.Related Words
beared
• Teddy Beared
• Koala beared that shit
• riders beared
• Tucker Beared
• Build-a-Beared
• Wet Polar Beared
• .9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.
• Beards
• Beardo
by Sjman March 6, 2009
Get the crotch beard mug.The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"
by angry bry March 12, 2009
Get the Wilton Beard mug.A beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
They are commonly found on women.
It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.
They are commonly found on women.
It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.
"You have a beard?"
"Yeah. It only comes out at night."
"You mean like a vampire beard?"
"Yes, exactly."
"Yeah. It only comes out at night."
"You mean like a vampire beard?"
"Yes, exactly."
by the meeshinator May 23, 2010
Get the vampire beard mug.by dick bohner December 20, 2010
Get the red bearding mug.dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.
by Maytawn January 1, 2011
Get the shit beard mug.