Bean Effect

The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.

“He’s got a girlfriend.. why can’t I stop fw him??” “Because luh shawty das da bean effect”

by Can I hit your alto? August 6, 2021

Beans moment

A moment that is so awesome that it makes you want to eat and have an orgasmic moment at the same time.

Person 1: bro my mommy just died but I also got a triple feed

Person 2: that’s a pretty beans moment my dude

by Beans chungus June 27, 2021

purp bean

a popular saying in new zealand meaning, the fish n chip shop.

"hey, where's the purp bean at?"

"yea, me and the kids are going to get some purp bean"

"you work at purp bean?"

"there's only enough room for one purp bean in this town bro"

by Dan an October 20, 2013

Bean Flickr

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation for a female.

"Wow girls did you see that man? He is going into my Bean Flickr"

by Kiersuk January 28, 2012

bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.

e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"

by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

by amtS13 March 24, 2011

tuna beans

The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.

"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."

by eatpizza October 24, 2011