Cheesy beans

Something you sink your balls into

Can i have some of those cheesy beans tonight?

Cheesy beans by Acp0129 February 12, 2018

Cool Beans 

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck

John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot

Cool Beans by Willy Hunglo June 11, 2018

gubbing beans 

Scottish slang for taking ecstasy

(Gubbing = eating) (beans = pills)

What’s wee Calum been up to recently?

“Fuck all but gubbing beans and listening to techno”

gubbing beans by oat milk jones November 16, 2019

Anal Beans 

When you strain too hard and multiple piles pop out l. Anal Beans

I took a fat shit and now I have anal beans

Anal Beans by Peglessnoodle June 23, 2020

Cool Beans 

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

Cool Beans by NiceCockBro,SlightBend,Solid6 July 27, 2020

burnt beans

(n.) Woman who has been permanently ruined by a black cock

Sean: What happened with you and Carli?
Justin: I found out she banged Devonte.
Shane: You cant do anything with burnt beans but throw them away. Good for nothing.

burnt beans by nwordplease January 14, 2021

mocking my beans 

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.

When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"

mocking my beans by luckylittleme June 18, 2009