Batmobile

The "vehicle" that a transvestite has between its legs.

Guy 1: I met this girl at a bar last night. I was going to take her home but I felt something extra when she was dancing up close!

Guy 2: OMG, she had a batmobile! yuck!

by FunDotCom January 23, 2010

Batman

Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears

Yo, I gave my girl a Batman last night, she woke up and I had slept with Bruce Wayne

by Spazmeister October 18, 2006

batman

When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.

"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"

by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008

Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

E-Battle

When two or more people have a rap battle on a internet messaging network such as msn because they are too pussy to get on da mic.

Colin: Hey... r u up 4 a E-Battle? U go 1st.
Craig: No, get some balls u wana-b.

by SH4DOW September 1, 2008

Fit for battle

Pick up line used during costume parties where people are dressed in armor/ are carrying swords. also good to use in normal everyday situations. may scare a few people but the d & d kids will love it.

Fawn tapped on Tommys shoulder and asked "are you fit for battle?"

by Ally St. January 1, 2007

Batman Costume

It's what you wear when you are about to engage dominatrix sex.

My girl is gonna whip me good tonight because I have been naughty boy. Better find my batman costume.

by Pervy Sage March 25, 2010