we're jumping onto white base

A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.

Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

by darkbeard May 6, 2008

100th Base

To gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from Ukrainian prostitutes. And then run dick first through walls of buildings bringing each one to the ground until you reach lake Ontario where you have sex with a majestic mermaid non-stop for 8 days.

"I totally got to 100th Base the other day"

"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"

by Antoxx January 26, 2009

Basehor

A small not on most maps town in Kansas and home to those who have the talent to go places but often screw up stay in the same small town and it is rare to see someone go far

I was lucky to get out of basehor.

by stand up, be heard June 28, 2011

Basic Bitch

(Noun): A stereotypical suburban high school or college aged white female. Most often seen wearing yoga pants, over sized university hoodies, or Ugg boots. These girls are often seen gathering at your local Starbucks or Chipotle. When seen in public they most likely will be with other basic bitches or texting their bff on their iPhone. Your average basic bitch usually owns and drives a high end or luxury vehicle that mommy and daddy bought. A normal basic bitch is often in denial that she is a basic bitch and thinks she is a bad bitch because she listens to hip-hop and rap and judges other people who she thinks is inferior to herself or is seen as a lower class citizen or minority.

Guy 1: "do you think Jenna is hot?"

Guy 2: " yeah, but she's a basic bitch. You'd never have a chance. Her standards are too high and she only likes douchebags."

by insertclevernamehere September 19, 2014

Halves on a Bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.

Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

basic bitch brigade

A group of females that are all wearing north face jackets, black leggings, and ugg boots.

Chris: "Yo Jordan, check out those bitches that are dressed the same, drinkin' starbucks, and looking at instagram on their iphones"

Jordan: "Oh shit, it's the basic bitch brigade!"

Pat: "Shots?"

by geeked May 19, 2014

basketball practice

When your girlfriend massages your balls so thoroughly that you ejaculate prior to sex.

Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.

by balboabob October 13, 2016