Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.
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"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
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Nick's Mom is a trash barrel slut. I once got her out of the trash barrel long enough to give me a hummer on top of South garage.
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Chick's on her hands and knees, doggy position, ass in the air. Her partner gives her a rimjob while stimulating her vagina and clitoris with a dildo or vibrator, sliding it in and out like the slide on a trombone.
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Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.
Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.
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