Bartoone

the kind of person that will, not only rape your whole family, but your fucking dog as well

oh fuck... Bartoone

by sick cun.t March 13, 2019

bartard

when someones asshole turns blue/purple as a result of drug use

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro I quit the xans"

by lamerbbq February 3, 2019

Bartic

Bartic is a mix between Bart and Sonic,
Its a fucking spice that grows mainly in Romania. When you eat it u go fucking bitch ass high.

NIGGA WHY DID U PUT FUCKING BARTIC SPICE IN MY MEAL ? MY MOUTH HURTS :((

This morning I sniffed some bartic spice and I feel so good bro.

by bobbaaaaa February 5, 2019

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Barted

When you fart and burp at the same time

Jonny barted has in school and then he lost all of is friends and now he is lonely

by James Charles July 7, 2019

Bartas

Niggur

I like Bartas he is cool

by CoolAfrica August 4, 2019