Bald

Usually a person named max, preferably from a clan LGC or LEGACY.

Me: Max you are bald don't talk to me.

Max: you're right, I'm sorry

by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

disco bald

when a light reflects off of a bald man's head and illuminates the room

the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald

by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017

micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

National Baldheaded Day

AUGUST 3RD

National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣

Today’s National Baldheaded Day, Kiesha And Latoya Getting Posted It. - And I Oop

by _unknownnnnn_ August 1, 2019

National bald head day

November 21st expose a bald bitch

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass

by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019

Hannah Baldie

hot mess
overweight bae
kidshelpline member
pornstar

Hannah Baldie is a fat shit and deserves to work at makkaz

by charlisucks October 27, 2019