Home Baked Goods

The Home Baked Goods are the sweetest, kickasstastic band eva'

Coolbeans1: Dude, the Home Baked Goods are so awesome. Their music rocks.
Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.

by SexMuffin October 30, 2004

I baked you a pie

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018

Baked Potato

When you wrap aluminum foil around your penis as to act in place of a condom before performing sexual intercourse.

Extremely painful.

Jill cheated on me and aborted my kid... it just makes me want to baked potato her!!

by VoiceofReality October 30, 2008

Baked Potato

When one person defecates into another persons asshole. The "potato" is then "baked" for 20-45 minutes before it is re-defecated upon the original shitter's chest for a shared dining.

-"Hey man, will make me a baked potato?"
-"Sure, take off your pants."

-"I'd bake her potato."

by TheGrinder February 26, 2009

clam bake

To fishbow a car in Rockport MA.

Dude, lets go to to gordons then go up the line to glouchester and clam bake my car.

by JDids0000 March 6, 2009

When the egg is fresh baked

"eggs are tasty. the egg could be a sunny-side up, hard boiled, scrambled, etc. if the egg is fresh baked, i will do a dance with my friends on top of the british flag with my man, plumpous"

-Tahan

Oh wow! A beautiful egg! When the egg is fresh baked, I will do a dance!

by RickRollin with Slim Shady February 10, 2022

great british bake off

a beautiful, loving show about foods and fun. demonstrates the capacity of human kindness, passion, and love for sponges. love is spread with quite murmers and kind pats.

great british bake off-

mary: quite lovely
paul: doesnt work. not for me. quite bad.

but ...

good texture.

by spongeluvr March 9, 2017