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M.A.S.K. 

<noun> television;
M.A.S.K. literally 'Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand' was a cartoon series made in the late 80's - early 90's featuring a team of men led by Matt Trakker utilising masks with special powers and special vehicles against another team of villains known as V.E.N.O.M. It was very successful.
GONZALEZ: "M.A.S.K. was probably one of the best cartoons to ever come from America. It had violence, but no blood. Amazing."

RONALD: "Yeah, they lived in a laser age! They're cool. Cartoons nowadays are shit and boring."

GONZALEZ: "I concur."
M.A.S.K. by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005
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h.a.k.a.s 

h.a.k.a.s by Anonymous June 13, 2003
Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House. A game little kids play that SUPPOSEDLY decides their future. (It's different everytime).
1. My sister is doing that M*A*S*H thing again with her friends.
2. My M*A*S*H says I'm going to marry Josh Hartnett.
M*A*S*H by littlekidsaredumb September 16, 2005

sweet as fuck 

adj. incredibly sweet, awesome, cool, or cetch to the point where comparability to sexual intercourse is possible.

A Hoss is usually this.
That party was sweet as fuck.
A game played mostly by school children in which the M*A*S*H master (the one organizing the game) chooses several items to place in different categories from which the player's future will be chosen. The M*A*S*H master then makes ticks on a corner of the paper and the player tells them when to stop. Using the number of ticks, the M*A*S*H master counts through each item in each category and crosses out the item they land on when they reach the number chosen by the player. The last item remaining in that category is the player's destiny. This continues until an item from every category has been chosen. The M*A*S*H master then goes on to follow the same procedure for the lettres M A S and H, meaning mansion, apartment, shack, and house respectively. This is the final piece of the player's future.
M*A*S*H

JOB
toilet scrubber
doctor
rock star
carpenter

HUSBAND/WIFE
Bobby
Janet
Leonardo DiCaprio
Angelina Jolie

PET
cat
dog
snake
llama

etc.
M*A*S*H by DeeElle September 26, 2005

sick as nuts 

adjective describing anything that is ridiculously ballin and/or extremely cool

"sick " can be exchanged with various other words such as:
gay as nuts - something which is incredibly gay
dank as nuts - marijuana which smells ultra smelly
etc..
Z2 - Yo fool, that party was sick as nuts last night
Teradaktyl - Damn straight son, them ladies was fine as nuts
(exchange a high-five)
sick as nuts by Z2&Teradaktyl July 31, 2007

samuel jackson as fuck

something only a true black person would do, speak of, or know of.
nigga 1: man where you been?
nigga 2: just got my dreads pulled and tatted up wit my hurricane 40 oz.
nigga 1: thats samuel jackson as fuck nigga