Ah yes, torta! 

An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.

This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.

*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*

"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"

*awkward silence*

"You mean a torta?"

"Ah yes, torta!"

Ah yes, torta! by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009

Thirty years 

The specified time in the future when we will all have flying cars and personal robot servants

1950:
Darling, do you think they'll ever make flying cars?
I'm sure in about thirty years, we'll have them

1970:
Dude...you ever think cars will fly and stuff?
In thirty years man...i'm seein other stuff flying though. Whoaaaa

1990:
Man, you ever think we're gonna have like...robot servants?

Probably in like...30 years, it'll be wicked.

2010:
Yo dawg you think we gon make robot slaves?

Shit yeah dawg in like thirty years or some shit.

Thirty years by Rayge April 24, 2010

New Years Fart 

–noun
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.

Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.

New Years Fart by Beavis Comeavis December 31, 2010

Alaskan Yev 

The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.

Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.

Alaskan Yev by Maxie<3Yev June 9, 2013

Hella Yeah! 

One who's ready for another go round when asked in a timely manner.

Melania:
"Play again?"

Pokimane:
"Hella Yeah!"

Hella Yeah! by PoppaCrumpalicious May 16, 2023

New York New Year 

when older/ lamer people on either the west coast or in mountain time celebrate the New Year with New York at 9:00 or 10:00 respectfully

my parents are lame, they made us celebrate the New York New Year then went to bed at 9:15

New York New Year by Just A Koala January 2, 2011

22.3 years 

According to South Park, it takes 22.3 years (or 8145 days for a more precise measurement) for a tragedy to become funny. For example, if something bad happened on the 14th of March, 2018, it would become funny on the 1st of July, 2040, which is 22.3 years after the 14th of March, 2018.

Person 1: Hey, how long does it take for a tragedy to become funny?
Person 2: 22.3 years.
Person 1: Alright, looks like there's 9 months and 23 days to go.

22.3 years by -CTRL- March 7, 2023