French tickler

When a man/woman eats a can of corn the night before and the next night before they shit they get fucked in the ass

Hey babe better eat your corn so I can give you a french tickler tomorrow

by kingsize February 27, 2022

french earlobed

The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."

Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"

Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017

french internet

bad internet connection

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020

French Cowboy

A cowboy from France.

Kevin is a French Cowboy, he needs to accept his inner yeehaw.

by undefault April 22, 2019

Sneak French

When you go in for a kiss and slip your tongue into your partners mouth instead.

Babe come on I just want to kiss you, stop sneak frenching me!

by Marcus shlang September 18, 2016

french horse

A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume

She smells like a French horse

by Isuckcock1969 November 13, 2016

french massage

A massage in which the guy rubs the girl's tits.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a french massage as we made out.

by HoRnYhOnEy February 29, 2004