The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.
MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!
by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018
Get the Danger Wankmug. by Electricsh4rk September 18, 2019
Get the wink WANKmug. by Scurlage July 27, 2020
Get the Dry Wankmug. When someone defecates onto a biscuit, then proceeds to ejaculate onto the same biscuit, before proceeding to smear it onto their face or consume it.
“Damian proceeded to wozzle wanked last night before passing out.”
“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”
“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”
by OldFishBlower November 6, 2020
Get the Wozzle Wankmug. Person #1: “Made some big wank waves in that hotel bathroom last week”
Person #2: “ Damm bro bet the noise was extreme!”
Person #2: “ Damm bro bet the noise was extreme!”
by Terribletory123 March 12, 2022
Get the Wank Wavesmug. by Bait needle January 7, 2021
Get the The Brett wankmug. When a bloke flops out his cock during a hot shower and starts fucking his hand till he spills his man seed
by Ma mums dead July 2, 2015
Get the Steamy Wankmug.