Football Walker

When a Football play gets concussed so bad that it causes them to walk slower, have their eyes nearly closed but barley open, limping, talking slower and quieter, and breathing heavily and other symptoms of that of Walkers from the show The Walking Dead.

Coach:Great play

Player:*looks at coach*

Coach:DAMN, you got hit hard ya Football Walker

by DieselPowered40 July 8, 2016

Legit Wanker

Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.

That guy is a Legit Wanker.

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...

Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker

by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017

Day Walker Syndrome

Commonly associated with light haired and pale skinned people. Most prevalent in "Gingers" ,"Red haired" ,or blond people. Symptoms include but are not limited to; easily sunburnt, light sensitivity,sound sensitivity, freckles,peakeked senses (smell,hearing ,touch). Barbiturates immunity or high tolerance. Migraines. Thin or fine skin. Cuts and bruises easily.

Day walker/Daywalker: Slang for vampires that can walk during the day.

Ian and Jessica's entire family have bright red hair. The preference for over cast days or night is because the sun is so brutal for them. They have day walker syndrome.

by Gypsy Jean Todd September 17, 2017

max walker

Max walker has to be the most wonderful person on the entire planet of earth. He loves Ella Smith forever and ever and he is the best of the best. He is totally swagalicious and has all of the ladies coming after him. He is definitely my favorite person. Posted by Ella Smith

Max Walker and Ella- I ship it.

by Ella loves me November 28, 2017

Max walker

A fat kid who manages to masturbate with there flab

Person 1: god I hate max walker
Person 2: but he does have talent

by You.mama February 16, 2018

sprint walker

someone who while running any amount of distance, will sprint at full speed for some time, then begin to walk for some more, and repeat the process until they have gone the full distance. They are undeniably some of the worst and most annoying people.

*while running a two mile race*
Sarah: "Ugh, look at Tristan, he's a sprint walker."
Milly: "Ew, I can't stand those people."

by A YouTube Addict With No Life June 11, 2018