WTFbomb

A completely disorienting, or random, statement that leaves one extremely confused.

"Hey, I saw your half-mother buying a lamp from a seedy sex shop a few years ago."
"What?! Dude, you just totally dropped a WTFbomb on me!"

by Brittney and Megan September 12, 2008

wtfcstfu

Simply short for, 'What the fuck cunt, shut the fuck up'.
Used when someone is telling you something and you really could not give less of a shit.

Girl says:
I love you
Boy says:
wtfcstfu

by me? no... December 11, 2007

wtfruroflolmaoingabt?

Shakespearean: For what reason dost thou find this so funny as to filthy thyself upon ye ground and thereby lose thine buttocks?

Literally: What the fuck are you rolling on floor laughing out loud my ass offing about?

Jeremy: Dude I failed that English test.
Pierce: LOL! ROFL ROFLCOPTERS LMAO LOL!!!!1
Jeremy: wtfruroflolmaoingabt?
Pierce: Charlie bit my finger.

by maritijuana April 6, 2009

wtfail

When a subject, has something happen to them or around them that is a what the fuck or what the fail moment. But at the same time.

Kid 1: Did you see that photo on thisisphotobomb.com?
Kid 2: Yeah! Like that photo where a couple was kissing and there was a girl in the background that looked like a wild Snorlax appearing?
Kid 1: Ahaha! Yes! Like, WTFAIL???!?!?!?
Kid 2: Bahahaha! What a noob.
Kid 1: BTW, this is a terrible example.
Kid 2: Yeah, you're going to get alot of thumbs down, douchebag.

by attachedxD November 22, 2009

wtfiyp

wtfiyp usually means what the fuck is your problem.

wtfiyp why are you flipping out about this?

by youll never know me December 13, 2009

wtflocka

its like sayin "wtf" but throwin in "flocka" because its just that much more swagged out. flocka flocka!

wtflocka bruh?! i hope we aint smokin no fuckin reg right now!

by SWAGMETHEFXCKOUT May 20, 2011

wtfever

also comonly used as: whatever, talk to the hand, yo mama, etc..

Guy: I uhh... have a headache, so uhh... I'm going to go out with my boys tonight, instead of hanging out with you, is that cool?

Girl: WTFEVER!

by Leah June 23, 2004