maintenance wipe

A multi-tasking piss where you sit down to urinate and at the same time wipe sweat off your ass to improve your hygiene a little.

I pulled a maintenance wipe during the commercial break. Now this show sucks marginally less

by Lunchbox Sandwitch July 18, 2009

monkey wipe

What you scream at people, during Halloween, when they don't give you candy. It is also a creative insult to use when you cannot think of a good comeback.

The adult hands an apple to the children who were out trick-or-treating.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.

by Silver March 21, 2005

Tit wipe

Stale bodily fluids removed from female breast region

"Wipe that cum off my tits Colin!" (Colin would now be a Tit wipe.
After a sweaty sports session, wipe the 'region' and gas mask (cup their face)someone nearby. The person doing the gas masking would be Tit wiping

by Archie Bald Hughes September 12, 2006

no wipe shit

Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.

Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.

by Mickhick95 June 18, 2011

auf wiedersehen

pretty much the word nobody can spell unless u look at it and study it about 3487487483 times.....

auf wiedersehen my lil boi! auf wiedersehen to you!

by doodoodaequann January 25, 2019

vanity wipe

Wiping your ass with kleenex after a taking a big shit and wiping with regular tiolet paper.

After being fucked in the ass and taking a giant dump, the sorority girl made sure to finish her wiping with a vanity wipe.

by Joesmoe April 22, 2007

Wipe it down

phrase used to acknoledge the completion of anything

C.R.: "I just smoked my last jiga"
Vic: "Wipe it down"

by Crackrock April 7, 2003