Ur Mom

A come back or how to answer someone if they want to hang out and u don’t

A: You’re so stupid

B: Ur Mom

A: I-I—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: Ur Mom

A: oh ok……Well maybe another time! bye :/

by anonymous March 22, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur mom is the person who gave birth to you. Who says she loves you (possibility). AND WOULD "D!E" FOR U.

Ur mom has a mental problem so you must watch her 365-24-7. FOREVER!!!!!

by Beluga_UwU123 April 22, 2022

ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

by onelobby March 28, 2021

ur mom

the most op comeback that can even destroy god

jim: hey what did you do last night?
pablo: ur mom
jim: *dies*
jims mom: *dies*
pablo *alives*

by clipsyboi June 25, 2022

ur mom

fat

ur mom gae

by monke_lover_69 March 14, 2022

ur mom

a ho.

"wow, she's ur mom."

by whatislife_22 December 16, 2021

ur mom

the person who gave birth to you without your permission or a stupid ass joke.

Ur mom: I brought you into this world and i can take you out of it!
Big Chungus Jr: you gave birth to me without my permission.

MicroChungus: Ur mom!
Big Chungus Jr Jr Jr Jr: ball turd

by ball turd November 5, 2022