Uncle Sam’s club

A PX on a military base

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

by Munstadi June 10, 2018

Uncle Peaches

A gay uncle or a friendly, flamboyant gay male neighbor.

Look! There goes Uncle Peaches ready to Kiki at the ball.

by Oh gosh! June 13, 2018

Unclet

When you unks is younger than you.

I have to go babysit my lil unclet..

by HoodyWeather July 18, 2018

uncles paradise

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise

Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise

by myunclesass August 21, 2018

Unclesex

When your uncle rapes you and you are under 18. Usually little boys. Also commonly done in basement.

Pepe: Hey guess what Eduardo
Eduardo: What?
Pepe: I lost my virginity
Eduardo: No way to who
Pepe: Uncle Juan-Carlos Luis
Eduardo: Well if unclesex counts then I lost my virginity to Uncle Jose

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

Uncle Neil

To inject ones finger into the anus of another being

Last night I got an Uncle Neil

by Ddawg911 February 19, 2019

uncortable

Same definition as the word “uncomfortable”.

Nurse, I’m uncortable can you please reposition me.

Elaine thought jun misspelt the word “uncomfortable” but little does she know, uncortable is the shortcut version and means exactly the same thing; only if written on paper in a hospital bathroom door.

by oso_cool April 29, 2019