Thomas f

Thomas aren’t usually the brightest of people. The product of failed abortions, Thomas’s act like they are cool, but deep down, Thomas’s know there name should be Dick Licka.

Oh no, Thomas f is eating batteries again!

by Haaaaash March 17, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is a mad ejit he does diffin on sundays plenty of buckfast but here no donegall 2020 just reminding ya hes a mad train

Thomas

by Madejit April 20, 2020

thomas wright

daddy who always gets all the girls and fucks every hot girl in the fucking class.

Person one: What's his name?
Person two: Thomas Wright
Person one: Oh so he must fuck all the bitches
Person two: Oh you bet?

by JakcMe0ff May 14, 2020

Thomas Jenkinson

Likes brownies and gki takeaway. Usually a sweat at Fifa and likes annoying George on warzone. He loves an airport tower drop on warzone or stadium

Thomas jenkinson should work at an airport

by Up the theodorous army May 18, 2020

Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"

As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.

by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020

Thomas Edison'd

When someone states an idea or joke, but you take credit for it by publicly expressing it

Man, Todd stole the joke I told him and said it loud enough for everyone to hear so they think he made it. Sounds like you got Thomas Edison'd

by DrtyTrouserSnake June 29, 2020

Thomas Street

A man who can always make you laugh when you need it the most. He is always curious and hates pigeons that live on his roof. And an amazing painting that inspires his granddaughter

Random person: Oh look it’s Thomas Street!
You: Oh wow! Have you seen his latest art work??
Random person: No but I heard his Granddaughter loves it!

by The granddaughter September 23, 2020