Extruder tool 

Penis, dildo. Included by Hasbro in Play-doh sets.

When we got back to her place I gave her a workout with my extruder tool.

Extruder tool by Rolo Mictlantecuhtli January 2, 2015

B kool bag your tool 

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.

"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."

B kool bag your tool by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006

man tool 

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

man tool by Rich F December 11, 2006

major tool 

an absolute wanka of a person, even more extreme than being just a "tool" or a "big tool". being called a major tool is one of the worst things that can ever happen to you. if you do get called a major tool its best to hide under a rock.

johno: mate you are the biggest dickhead i've ever met
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock

major tool by champ, sugar August 10, 2006

a tool

Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.

You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.

a tool by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007

Poofy Tool 

A gruesome homosexual act involving stretching your urethra so a male friend can stick his cock in it

"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"

Poofy Tool by T Boor June 30, 2008

multi purpose everything tool 

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.

I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition

multi purpose everything tool by Russ Bus April 9, 2006