Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.

Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.

by Jews1440 April 22, 2020

Facial taint

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.

Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.

by Austintatiousrows April 19, 2018

Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.

After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.

by Rainbow socks 1101 October 11, 2015

gutter taint

Occurs when swamp ass juice has dripped down into the taint area

Damn, my swamp ass has upgraded to full blown gutter taint.

I pulled that girls panties off and she had the worst gutter taint stank.

by judichop87 May 1, 2016

Taint Scrape

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole

Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.

by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019

Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.

My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.

by seemslikeit March 7, 2022

Taint smeller

When someone's smells someone's taint

Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.

by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015