Short Bus

A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.

“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”

by Kristiano November 23, 2017

school bus

A large yellow and black vehicle used for transporting children and teenagers alike to a hellhole called school. Often times, the bus seats are really uncomfortable, and the temperature is not controlled well, let alone that the passengers are normally idiots and try to get on your nerves in the best way possible. In the summer the bus gets too hot but in the winter it's too cold. Ironically the children and adults use the exact same bus, resulting in crowded buses with absolutely no leg room in between seats.

I hate the school bus because it's filled with idiots.

by eleveador March 6, 2014

C-bus

Columbus, Ohio: The most miserable, pathetic turd of a city ever shat into existence.

You: "You know what's good to do in c-bus?"

Friend: "Pack up and get the fuck out!"

by bungpiece October 18, 2008

Bus Stop

The smell from a little kid who had peed themself in the middle of the night, you don't know until you smell them for the first time.

Ooh, dang kid! You smell like a bus stop.

by UncleRichie March 31, 2009

bu-dussi

L'in the P...LICKIN THE PUSS!!!! or L'in the BD...LICKIN THE BUDUSS

"Yeah he L'ed her P last night...he said she should DOUCHE IT OUT"

by QueenDT June 22, 2003

Jacket on the bus

When you are on the bus, and a female (or male) puts a jacket over their hand, to hide them giving you pleasure with their hand.

Guy 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Guys 2: On the way home, some thot, gave me a quick, Jacket on the Bus.

by Dqaweserdrtgyhu9ijkpop[l[; February 22, 2018

Karmin Bus

It is the short bus version of the full size karma bus. Wishing the karmin bus on a person is a serious threat made by adults with the mentality of a 3 year old.

The Karmin Bus is circling around you like vultures on a rotting carcass.

Damn that Karmin Bus just ran my ass over, then backed up and ran me over again.

I was happily rolling around in my chair, minding my own business in the campground, when all of a sudden a stick jumped out and into my spokes. I fell over and I tumbled out so fast, all was seen was ass and feet. That was Karmin paying me a visit.

by The Champ ;) January 28, 2016