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The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.
by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016
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new orleans spoonful

Cumming onto a spoon and feeding it to your partner.
I gave my gilrfriend a New Orleans spoonful last night
by jlawad August 4, 2016
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Tea spoon and ladle

When a midget gets spooned by a giant
me and my boyfriend tea spoon and ladle in bed last night
by Little midge June 17, 2017
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Peanut butter spoon

When a man rubbs a spoon full of peanut butter on a women's asshole then licks it Off
The man gave a peanut butter spoon to his wife
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Peanut butter spoon

During a devil's three way one man inserts his penis into the woman's anus, then he pulls out leaving feces on his erect penis. The second man then licks it clean.
Hey man did you hear Rob and Dave did the peanut butter spoon with Catherine the other day?
by Overkill1994 September 18, 2020
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Waffle turned spoon

Someone who changes opinion quickly, someone often looked down upon for not having any moral basis of opinion
Man that guy is such a waffle turned spoon
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Mid-air spoon

1. (verb): The act of a women or man minding their own buisness, when another individual runs and jumps in the air, quickly spooning the spoonee.
Tarah: "Wow it's a nice day out today."
Rob: (mid-air spoons Tarah without her realizing it)
Tarah: "Did I just get spooned?"
by Robert Sudak November 10, 2008
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