The Wing System

Spite wings- Sex in spite of a person for past events.
Ugly Wings - Sex with a Ugly person.
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Pink - Sex with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time
Black - Sex with a black person or a widow
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - Sex while pissing
Silver - Sex with an old person
Blue / purple- Sex with a dead person and or in the water;
Purple- Sex with a dead person and or Pregnant chick.
Gold - first golden shower.
Grey - Sex with someone who has grandchildren.
Platinum - gone down on a girl and made her squirt.
Rainbow - pukes into your mouth when you're kissing and. or gay sex.
buffalo wings - a fat girl or Sex with The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap.
Knife wings - Sex with your best friends girlfriend.

Wing Commander- When all wings have been met.

I herd Jonesy scratched off some wings off the wing system!

by TheySayJones January 28, 2010

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The Walrus of Love

Barry Eugene White (born Barrence Eugene Carter, September 12, 1944(1944-09-12) – July 4, 2003) was a Grammy Award winning American record producer, songwriter and singer responsible for the creation of numerous hit soul and disco songs. He released numerous gold and platinum albums, numerous gold singles and platinum singles.citation needed All inclusive, record sales of White's music with singles, albums, are in excess of 50 million.

'What you been up to ?'
'Jus been listening to the walrus of love'
'sweet'

by Scott Cawley September 26, 2007

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waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

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Bitch Slap Heard 'Round the World

The bitch slap that Stephen hit Irene on the Real World Seattle.

Hey man, you remember when Stephen slapped the sh*t out of Irene on the Real World?
Yeh! That was the Bitch Slap Heard 'Round the World!

by scoonani April 14, 2006

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Love the Way You Lie

A song by Eminem and Rihanna and easily the best music video of the year, by far. It is on Eminem's new album recovery. The video features Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan in an abusive relationship. They are constantly in this battle between loving the person you hate and hating the person you love. The video was done to show how women stay in abusive relationships beause of the perverse attraction to it.

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Guy: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Girl: I know that I should leave you, but I can't because I love the way you lie.
Guy: Damn right, you know I love you baby
Girl: I love you too

by Princess03 August 10, 2010

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