hand-pump

when somebody who doesn't have a girl friend or a loner shakes his special organ with his hand

Ever since Chris's girl friend broke up with him, he is relying on hand-pump.

Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.

Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.

by Anks00 May 22, 2011

Hand Bang

A sexual process of giving your partner a hand job but before they ejactulate you punch then in the genitals

Give them a H.J. but before they E.J. you punch them in the B.

I was having an excellent time until I was given a really rough Hand Bang.

by Frogers October 17, 2004

Hand Grenade

When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'

Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!

by totallynotaposer August 30, 2016

hand bra

When a girl covers up her naked breast's by using her hands

Kiersten : Hey Kaylee watch the door I need to change before we leave work!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

Thats Hands

When a friend of yours does something stupid or funny yet uncalled for , there by making the situation funny. Your friend must extend his hand , and you must slap either gently or hard. Note if you slap it harder then required then thats hands on you and he can slap your hand.

Tim: dam look at that gurl she looks so good ;)
Bret: dude thats ma ex that i just broke up with , thats hands man
Tim: alright (extends his hand)
Bret:(slaps hand)

They then laugh about stupid shit and if somethen stupid gets said thats hands

by Willfredson of your mom August 14, 2012

Gamer Hands

The act of catching an object mid-air.

Jess's got dem gamer hands yo, she done caught that glass mis-air before it shattered.

by Jessegurl808 July 19, 2018

left hand

The hand opposite your right. See also:the other girlfriend

My brother broke his right hand last summer. He had to start dating his "other girlfriend" if ya' know what I mean.

by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005