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Bandit the demon

He is a regretful person, caused the world's apocalypse they are going through.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.
by Bandit the demon January 4, 2021
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Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra
John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit
by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019
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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019
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snack bandit

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?
by thextorzhater May 18, 2019
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Bus stop bandit

Most devious cunt in all of bonny
The bus stop bandit stuck again
by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023
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banditing

Banditing *(verb, slang)* — Banditing is the act of unapologetically claiming more than your fair share of food — often sneakily, always greedily. It’s grabbing the last slice you definitely didn’t deserve, stealing fries off someone else’s plate, or “tasting” something until half of it’s gone. A banditer operates on instinct, driven by pure appetite over etiquette. this definition is named after a person named Banditsolos, or more preferably Atakbandit.
"nigga, stop fucking banditing."
"its not my fault im so damn hungry i start banditing"
by aboodthereal October 11, 2025
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Laker Ice Bandit

An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.

Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?

Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard

Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage

Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
by ratteoche January 12, 2024
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