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The Pitts

Insanely glamorous family that travels all around the world spreading their hotness and procreating like jack rabbits.

-Male figure of the family is named Brad and has been known for the swooning and hot flashes of women globally for the past two decades.

-Female figure of the family is Angelina (last name is hypened "Jolie-Pitt") and has been responsible for many young pre-pubescent males to "discover" their sexuality while watching Beowulf.

-Children of the family Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and Shiloh (and soon to be one, maybe two more) are the luckiest little brats on the face of the planet and we will see them in about ten to twenty years snorting cocaine off of cocktail tables at popular Hollywood clubs whilst not wearing underpants (or pants in general).
I was going to vacation in Honolulu this year but I decided to be like the Pitts and run off to the south of France
by Resident Hottie June 17, 2008
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in the pipeline

being prepared, processed, or worked on
How come the medicine is still in the pipeline? What will I do if my condition gets worse?
by The Return of Light joker October 15, 2010
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foot in the pie

when your prince charming, the hottest man in the universe has you so worked up from feeding you juicy, ripe, sweet pineapple from his unbelievably delicious, godlike face after he has gobbled blueberry pie from your juiced up pussy and he turns you from your spot of lying naked on the dining room table and you put your foot in the unused blueberry pie and realise how so very lucky you are to have stepped in shit to meet this amazing soul that engages you on such a level that no other has ever even approached and sadly probably no one ever will again....and you say a prayer that you can keep engaging him in the same mental and physical way until you can let go of your baggage and reach that peak of all he is with him for a moment of the bliss such a match that only girlish fairy tales tell of and the throne he stands on even just for a moment with him.
Sharon put her foot in the pie when she met her cake boi and hopes he sticks around long enough for her to take full pleasure in that xxx box.
by Squeakie Sharon November 12, 2009
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The Piston

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman in which the man retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and then shoots out one testicle at a time, alternating testicle with each blast. This is an alternative form of The Shotgun.
The NBA team The Detroit Pistons got its name because the founder of the franchise could use The Piston with extreme speed and accuracy.
by MC Derf March 17, 2008
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The Pirate

1.This highly diffucult manuever to master is performed when one is having anal sex with his partner. When your about to cum you pull out and spti on her back so she thinks you came on her. Then when she turns around you bust in her eye, kick her in the shin, then punch her in the kidney making her go "arghh" with one eye closed a hand on her hip all the while bouncing on one leg.

2.Destroy Ninjas.
Chris:Dude, I heard Mel got the pirate last night...What the hell was Matt thinking?

Eddie:I know, she cant even sit right.

Chris:5 bucks says shes pissin blood.
by Sir Bagguwell January 26, 2007
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the pink spiders

The worst band ever.
Ugly posers listen to them.
omfg did you see that fucking lame band at warped?

oo you mean the pink spiders.
by Katherine asdf July 19, 2006
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Flipping the Pink Pancake

Me and my Girlfriend were cooking up so much action i started flipping her pink pancake.
by Rion Scot September 8, 2004
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