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Jake Paul

Cancer and a slang youtuber that needs to stop making music that piece of shet.
I have Jake Paul and I only have One week left of life.
by Toro69 June 2, 2019
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Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...
by Viv283 March 5, 2012
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Jake Paul

by DEFINITELYNOTTEAJAZZ July 13, 2020
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Jake Paul

It is a slang word for the word "Cancer"

I Want to repost
Woah, I have Jake Paul.
by Caesar Zeppeli October 8, 2020
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Jake Hillman

"If it doesn't move, we'll make a hill out of it."

Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.
Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?

Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.
by Society member May 22, 2011
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Jake Keller

A default male that can’t get free YEEZYS. Everyone hates how they carry him in Fortnite.
That Jake Keller is sooooo default.
by HarryBaller November 27, 2018
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a cancerous American youtuber who spreads cancer to his fellow 8 year old fans which have to go to Australia to get the cure. If someone says that you are Jake Paul then you should be insulted. By the way after this pandemic he gonna get knocked out by Babatunde
Oh my god you have more cancer than Jake Paul
by JJ has no dick May 3, 2020
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