8 Turn

When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.

Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.

Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 11, 2022

U-Turn

When a man (someone else can do it for you too) shoves your own dick up your ass hole.

Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?

I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.

by rgmetro March 29, 2017

turn left to greenland

This is how you got to America.

So tell me, How did you find America. Turn left to Greenland (hah)

by GeorgesBrackets January 17, 2022

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns

An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

a turned angel

used for a person who gives his/her best effort for everything but still fails at everything.

Ricky studied so hard for that test but still failed. he is feeling like a turned angel.

by desiEnigmaX July 13, 2022

Turn In Yo Shoes

1.) An expression used after one is disrespected with a hardcore roast.

2.) An expression used to show up your haters

1.)
Jimmy: *Wearing Lebron sneakers*
Jamaal: Yo you got Lebrons... Hair Line
Overhearing Bystander: OH MY GOD JIMMY TURN IN YO SHOES

2.)
Kid that dropped out of high school to become a rapper and becomes successful: To all my haters y'all can TURN IN YO MOTHERFUCKING SHOES

by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016

on the turn

menopause, menstrual cycle ends, change of life

She's "on the turn" (aka : going off "like a old steak that needs trowing in the bin")

by Unlocking_Freedom November 20, 2022