An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.
Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.
by genniex March 7, 2010
Get the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHMmug. a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.
Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.
Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.
Woman: Huh?
Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.
Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.
Woman: Huh?
Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.
by Raaaas May 12, 2008
Get the paper mache jobmug. the act of ejaculating on a girl's face then slapping a newspaper to it, resulting in what resembles a 3rd grade art project.
by chriswalken89 October 21, 2010
Get the paper machemug. When a group of guys ejaculates on a bed and throws a passed out drunk chick on the bed and upon waking, the chick is stuck to the bed.
by Jbino17 November 21, 2010
Get the Fly Papermug. John: "Shotgun!"
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."
Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.
Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."
Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.
Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."
by WBrown999 November 11, 2006
Get the Rock Paper Scissorsmug. When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.
by Catochi3 January 8, 2008
Get the Tossed Paper Saladmug. by ShannonP January 25, 2008
Get the toilet paper bunniesmug.