Gut Ripper

A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.

We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.

by sigmasuprise125 May 1, 2024

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Slutter Gut

A rather loose female that has a muffin top, and is from the gutter.

Bro, that bitch is a total slutter gut! Her fat was rollin over the top of her shorts.

by pwnzzz November 17, 2011

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Gut

Gut also know as Gut Master, is a nickname for a person who is known to listen to the Grateful Dead in a garage and slowly becomes Ball Sack McGee after consuming a large amount of alcohol.

Person: Hey Gut, are you down to see a movie tonight.

Gut: Sorry man, I'll be listening to some Jerry tonight.

by eeazyzz September 4, 2018

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