tosser

A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc

Steve is such a tossa

by Safecracker G October 30, 2004

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.

She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.

by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012

tosspa

happening, development

His showing up late is a chronic tosspa.

by Cassio da Cunha January 2, 2013

Tossing The Blahaj

Two transgender people having sex

"Hey bro, were you tossing the blahaj last night? "
"Of course I was"
"That's fucking gay."
"it's not gay when it's a girl fucking you in the ass"

by anonymous January 17, 2023

tossweasel

Someone who acts like a jerk. The kind of person who would wipe his spaff-stained hands on your muffin while you go for a jimmy.

Someone who dinged your car and didn't leave a note - tossweasel

Someone who gives your kids loads of sugary fizzy drinks before bedtime - tossweasel

Someone who aspires to act like Dick Cheney - tossweasel

by Jamie Douglas March 10, 2007

Tossed The Whale

Taken from the movie Hancock when the CGI whale is tossed out into the ocean. Meaning that the CGI was so terrible that the Whale was Tossed.

Lord of the Rings "tossed the whale" during the cave troll scene. It just looked so fake.

by jupiter0225 August 22, 2008

[tosser]

A fan of title of show the off-Broadway and then Broadway musical, whose run was tragically cut short.

Maybe if the "theater fans" who see Wicked every week could branch out a little, truly meaningful, creative ART would be able to survive over the fluffy jank that fills Broadway today.

RIP tos.

I am a tosser - not the British slang, atos fan.

by dannytravers81 April 22, 2009