Tobz

The sickest hamster ever known to man-kind.

Originally given the name Martin by a couple of damn ass foos, Toby (Tobz) got his name from his present owner who wasn't under the influence of drugs or alchohol while picking out a name for him.

He spends his days sleeping, walking around in his cage, and constantly showing off his swagger.

Tobz is known across the globe and many tourists from all over the world come to see just how sick he is. Last year Tobz had an average of 35,000 people come to see him a week.

"What'd you do this weekend?"
"I won the lottery, and I won a brand new Ferrari. You?"
"I saw Tobz."
"STFU!!! I'm so damn jealous!!!"

by Mike2025 January 7, 2010

Toby

An ugly dog that no one loves.

Gross, that dog is such a Toby. We should probably have him put down.

by JuliusTheGreatestDogEver March 21, 2017

turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

tober

Derogatory term for the male genitalia, with special reference to that which resembles a sweet potato of sorts.

Tober, a small awkwardly shaped penis that looks like a root vegetable.

by Bob Turner May 31, 2006

toboggan

When a male has sex with a female on the second floor of the stairs, and once he has an orgasm, he knocks out the female, and rides her down the stairs.

Dude, we should totaly toboggan that bitch tonight.

by Daviel April 30, 2008

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005

wacky tobacky

marijuana and tobacco mixed together to form a perfect blend of taste and buzz.

"Break up that weed in this tobacco jar and lets have ourselves a wacky tobacky joint man."

"I would but you cut off my hands."

"DO IT WITH YOUR TOES THEN A-HOLE!"

by Mathew Richards November 20, 2006