Doing a holmes

This is when, instead of going out with all of your friends. you just stay in and be lame

You coming out tonight?
Nah
Dude. don't do a holmes on me
no way man, I'm doing a holmes

by thornville boyzzz November 13, 2011

Doing 'Guise

To wear a costume.

Mick: Have you seen all those children doing 'guise on Halloween?

Kassie: As in "fucking men"?

Mick: That too, but I meant wearing costumes.

by McMeddles March 15, 2014

Do the face

Sometimes when sleeping you may experience a moment of intense sadness and have it manifest in sobbing. You may ask your partner to do the face so that you can better understand the moment in question. This can help you find a moment of catharsis that would better help you overcome whatever past trauma you may have been reliving.

Babe, I was crying in my sleep last night? Can you do the face?

by Guillermo Maximiliano July 12, 2021

doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.

If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.

by Captain Coffin May 15, 2006

Doing a Diane

When you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.

Doing a Diane...
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*

by Heybro... March 17, 2017

doing the ryanland

Verb The gerund of ryanland.

"It feels like everyone is ryanlanding."
"Dude. It's 'doing the ryanland' "

by dfinitions April 24, 2021

Doing a duffin

To make unwelcome or uninvited conversation or sexual advances to a member of the opposite sex.

He is doing doing a duffin again. Mary does not look happy .

by Wrd112 May 28, 2018