what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.
In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)
Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think
The time when one has the perfect conditions to make love with another, its Wednesday, there's nothing good on t.v. your girl is not too tired from her after work netball practice
Girl, "I think I'll go to bed, I've got work in the morning."
Guy, "I know what you're trying to say, you're trying to say ooh yeah... Its Business Time."
A more specific When And Where with a Get To The Point kind of question. Perfect for when you're in a hurry and want to set a meeting quickly. Or when some fuckboy tries to ask you out. Or when you're bored and you want to find some niggas to chill with.
Boy: Um, hey wanna go out?
Girl: Who the fuck are you?
Boy: That's irrelevant. Go out with me.
Girl: Date Time Location.
Boy: Uh, I don't know like Tuesday, 3:00, The Park.
Girl: Okay I'll think about it. No. And get the fuck out my face.
Boy: NIGGA!