thumb ring theory

A thumb ring is a symbol that the wearer enjoys and may even prefer anal sex.

Do you know the "thumb ring theory"? Your girlfriend sure does.

by officespacejk March 30, 2009

thompson

1. a rare condition where someone mistakenly believes they are a expert without peer in any topic they overheard others talking about, most often to the point of arguing without point or merit for hours at a time about things they know nothing about; the fact they barely fumbled through high school and have since wasted nearly a decade of their life is irrelevant, for they always assume absolute correctness.

I can't believe that asshole thompsoned us for four hours on how charcoal works at Dan's barbeque. I'm glad he broke his leg.

by the anonymoose September 26, 2006

thumb ring

A thumb ring signifies that the wearer is a gay man or women.
It's how us flaming homosexuals find each other

Lisa: Why are you wearing a thumb ring? Are you gay?
Betty: Yup. I'm a flaming homosexual.

by KitKat Ken September 5, 2016

one thumb up

this is seen when someone has made a really really bad defintion or defined a word that really need not be defined but feels so alone in the world and doent want to seem unpopular so they VOTE FOR THEIR OWN DEFINITION. this results in a mear 1 THUMB UP and makes them look better. it is also obvios to the common joe that people who do this arent that smart in the noggin as they would make themselves look much better if they voted for it MORE THAN ONCE!

kenthars description of caps lock and the one below it

by James Watson December 9, 2004

thumpya

Aussie slang generally used in football matches as a threat to members of the opposite team.
Closely linked to words such as "gunna" or "will" and generally followed up with a "knuckle sandwich".
Not to be used angrily towards anyone over a brown belt in martial arts or the bouncer at the local night spot.

You even look sideways at my sheila and i will thumpya,
You touch that ball and I will thumpya

by graembilly July 5, 2010

thumpin' good

term used to describe a perfectly seasoned watermelon. Made famous by Cas Walker in 70's ad campaign for local supermarket chain in East Tennessee.

Those watermelons were sweat and crisp...mmmm...thumpin' good!

by evinrude115 October 20, 2010

cock thumping

When you slap your erect penis onto something

"Where did they go?" "They're off cock thumping each other's fleshbridge."

by ThunderThumbs55 December 22, 2016