hung like a whale

to have a hugemongous penis; having a penis similar to that of a whale's.

Oh my god, I heard that kid was hung like a whale!

by Incognitus February 25, 2009

Hit a pack of whales

To come across a group of the kind of easy girls, and to have lots of sex with them.

"Hey, bro, look over there."
"Where?"
"Over there by the tree."
"Oh shit, we've hit a pack of whales! I imagine we'll have loads of sex."

by Mulv May 14, 2013

whale watching

Watching a manly looking girl who's flat chested and not all that fat, usually known with a manly name such as Maeve.

Sorry whale watching is gross

by whalewatcher101 January 23, 2011

Fail To The Motherfucking Whale

A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.

person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE

by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009

whale tail tease

A whale tail tease is someone, usually female but may also be a gay male, who deliberately wears his thong high enough and jeans low enough that others can see the color of the thong strap from the rear.

Jessica was a whale tail tease at the Mall last night. So déclassé and outré of her to do this!

by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010

Electric Whale Transport

Electric whale transports are three or four-wheeled electric carts that people, almost exclusively elderly or morbidly obese, ride around on in stores, malls, or anywhere else that requires walking a distance greater than from the couch to the refrigerator.

I was in a hurry to get out of Target, but some fatty in an electric whale transport was holding up the checkout line.

by Two11two March 12, 2008

baby whale horse

1 NOUN: BABY WALE HORSE
an extrememly large "wang"
sup warry

minimum requirement: 6 inches
maximum length: 10 feet

2 ADJ: BABY WHALE HORSE BLUBBA
an extremely fat peter.
chode, like in manner and appearance

1 "hiii baby whale horse!"
"are you talking about my wang"
.......absolutely

2 "that baby whale horse blubba peter is unreal."
"that baby whale horse blubba last night was to die for."

by beth, HOLLER July 29, 2006