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Hitler Pond

A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.
by PlancksConstant January 4, 2024
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Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
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hitler

three shrodingers douchbags that rufuse to stop speaking and are ushering in a new stand.
did you see hitler take five thugs with three pulls of the bong?
by Cody5050 January 2, 2021
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Social Hitler

Using a minority cause to bully around others. Such people might look like nice, helping people fighting for a just cause but their true intentions become annoyingly clear when they get a little power. In their view they can now tell everybody what to say, feel and think because initially there was a good reason.
Rando: Hey let's go to this club and have some fun!
Social Hitler: You are so egoistic and only concerned about your fun! Do you even respect women at all?

Please pick up that trash on the ground here and buy me drink to calm down over this insult to someone else i pretend to care about!
by msh42 December 19, 2022
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Adolf Hitler

A great guy who had a lot of disagreeable opinions. He controlled a great army, and was a smart person. He enjoyed painting. He just had some corrupt ideas.
Adolf Hitler was a great military leader!
by Dr. Johnny December 9, 2022
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Adolf Hitler

A guy with a moustache who existed in ww2 or something like that. He has like 69iq.
German :Adolf Hitler Bad
Other German He not bad.
Jew: Hitler is bad.
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I like it hitler

The meaning comes from a theoretical question. What if hitler didn’t get rejected from art school

Would he become the next Picasso

Therefore instead of saying “I like it Picasso”
You say. I like it hitler
Daniel: do you like my new car

Bailey : I like it hitler
by Big daddy Dakota May 4, 2022
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