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shank

To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".
Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"
by peteybobs July 16, 2007
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Shank

1. A homemade knife, usually made out of scrap metal, glass, or anything that is sharp.

2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.
That man over there is going on a shanking rampage!

Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin

Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.
by joren1122 March 10, 2009
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1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.

2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.
1a) I always carry a shank
1b) I shanked that bre

2) I just had a cheeky shank
by HaRoHe2 August 14, 2009
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When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!
brb, im going for a shank
holy crap that shank has drained me
by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010
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i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...
by evil September 6, 2003
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A shortened version of "sweating tanks", a popular way to inform the world that you are perspiring profusely.
"It's wicked hot out today. I'm swanks, kid."
by Lowriduhh April 3, 2006
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