Kayden Spooner references to someone who is a male who loves spooning other males, usually their partner or *special* friend/crush. They usually get really embarrassed when you bring it up and sometimes turns defensive and flustered.
by Imverysmart:) September 10, 2023
Get the A Kayden Spooner mug.when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"
LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017
Get the kill me with a rusty spoon mug.Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime
You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it
by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019
Get the December 12 national lose a spoon day mug.by Marty Broon October 22, 2008
Get the Spoon me mug.by chuckthefuk January 18, 2006
Get the spoolin mug.Dried/Crusted remnants of semen found stuck to public hair. Spoogle berries can cause discomfort if stuck to multiple hairs.
It took atleast 10 minutes to wash the spoogle berries off my chode this morning.
My girlfriend said her minge looked like a spoogle berry bush when she woke up.
My girlfriend said her minge looked like a spoogle berry bush when she woke up.
by nemajnsf July 13, 2009
Get the Spoogle Berries mug.Spoom is Woods on the flip side. It is a play on words relating to anyone with the last name "woods" who is incredibly upside down and backwards in his/her behavior.
The title of "spoom clan" is taken by a large family based out of Indiana who bear the Woods name and fit the spoom definition perfectly. Only a unanimous vote amongst the original members can induct a new spoom into membership. These inductees are then referred to as "half spooms". they hold minimal power in overall issues but acquire massive bragging rights following induction. Beware of impersonators.
The title of "spoom clan" is taken by a large family based out of Indiana who bear the Woods name and fit the spoom definition perfectly. Only a unanimous vote amongst the original members can induct a new spoom into membership. These inductees are then referred to as "half spooms". they hold minimal power in overall issues but acquire massive bragging rights following induction. Beware of impersonators.
After years of attempts, she finally succeeded in her lifelong goal to be a "half spoom"
"She "parcored" her way to the grocery store singing christmas carols in july. She must be in the Spoom clan!"
"She "parcored" her way to the grocery store singing christmas carols in july. She must be in the Spoom clan!"
by Kabatica April 12, 2010
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