spitoon

the mother of all spitters.

this hydrogn peroxide bottle is of spitoon caliber.

by cunt slayer December 28, 2005

split down

when someone runs you down with a carving object and kills your ass with it!

jonas chased his wife candace with a fire axe through the woods. he caught her and knocked her to the ground. he raised the axe and candace put her arm up futally to block the axe, but the axe went through her arm and she was split down.

by da hood' June 20, 2004

banana split

To spread a womans legs and lick the whip cream out of her entire crack up to her cunt

I gave that hottie the banana split.

by muddog316 November 10, 2008

lickity split

Another name for a pornographic movie

Did you see that lickity split on the Playboy Channel last week.

by Ronny26 June 5, 2009

Splatoon 2

Splatoon 2 is literally the exact same game as Splatoon 1, except you have to pay to actually do anything fun. Unless you like replaying the same levels over and over again...

“Hey, dude! You play Splatoon?
“Nah man, I only play Splatoon 2.
“You poor, poor soul...”

by Effedgusafhugbknh August 26, 2019

split

really high on dope

He is all split.

by dakota bongwater February 7, 2004

splitgate

-Halo reskin with portals

Damn bro splitgate is just a halo copy

by NicroAngel August 8, 2021