Olden Spiddle

The excess spit or spiddle expelled from an elderly person's mouth. This most frequently occurs while they are retelling long stories from "back in their day." It has been rumored that collecting this olden spiddle and putting it in your boots will bless you with protection from certain outside threats, however, this has never been successfully proven.

Oldman Miller: Back in my day, we didn't have boots like you do, we had to make our boots from scratch, and we had to use charcoal, but the charcoal would go out before you were done...

Crazy Bob: Get the olden spiddle, put it in your boots!

by The_Hawk August 8, 2009

Spider-Man

1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.

1-JIM: Man, Eugene is like Spider-Man...
2-JIM: Look! Eugene is doing the Spider-Man!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004

Spicstachio

wispy little black hairs on the upper lip of a mexican gangster, also known as a fauxstache

Pablo's pretty cute for a cholo, but that spicstachio has got to go!

by list-easy October 9, 2008

Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009

spicspawning

was a huge problem in America when illegal aliens from below the Texas border used to somehow burrow underground

and mole their way into the country in an insidious plot to make the united states more yellowish brown by breeding too much without protection

ey essay stop spicspawning with my grandma

by superiorbreed June 12, 2017

Spider-Man: No Way Home

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*

Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*

by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021

dick spiddle

The Pre-Cum of Ejaculation or a nick name for a guy who runs his mouth to much

you dat nikka is a real dick spiddle... always got something to say

by LeeSkeeSkeet November 19, 2007