SMART IQ

SMART IQ is basically a small and cruel prison where teens get isolated from the outside world

Wei Syahin, hang tau dak Amin Najmi budak SMART IQ

SMART IQ by PSEUGUY June 25, 2023

Smart

Meaning Caleb is the smartest person on the earth, nothing is smarter than him and he is as smart as Jesus and Trump.

Sexy Lad Caleb, is the smartest person on the earth, i'd do him!

Smart by RobinsonLOL July 4, 2023

Sertapathy 

A feeling of searching for who will betray you next after having been betrayed by someone. The feeling can be paranoid, curious, invigorating, or a mix, and is caused by a deep pain, mourning, and newly formed lack of trust.

After the wife betrayed her husband, he started looking through my phone. He is definitely experiencing sertapathy from having his whole world turned upside down by his wife and now he is looking for who is going to betrayed him next. It’s almost like he wants it and expects it.

Sertapathy by Squirtsmith July 10, 2023

smartassism 

acting smart or pretending to be knowing all even though one is is full of shit basically a pretensions smart ass.

She displays smartassism

smartassism by reelname July 11, 2023

Smart as a Pineapple 

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).

You are as smart as a pineapple.

Smart as a Pineapple by Not_a_Robot__Promise August 9, 2023

Smart Score 

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

Smart Score by boikinly August 14, 2023

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

Smart as paint by Albino Raven August 25, 2023