Shwing

noun; alternate pronounciation for "swing," used most commonly by those with various speech disorders

"She pushed me real shoftly on the backyard shwing."

by pOpper February 28, 2003

dick swing

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.

1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"

2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"

"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"

by Board 8er July 16, 2008

swinging monkey

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

spewing

to lie about something

guy 1: "yeah i totally can beat him in a fight."

guy 2: spewing!

by fo0l. December 18, 2008

shwing

used by the male sedx when describing in the past tense, a moment of sexual arousal

"When She pushed me real shoftly on the backyard swing i was totally: SHWING!."

by CypherMiA June 28, 2004

swing-dick

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass

John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

Swinger

Someone who "swings" both ways

I heard that guy has a girlfriend, but he was with some guy the other night.

"He must be a swinger"

by Anonymity84 May 26, 2016