self-space

Self-similarity of space from which appearance emerges.

Space is co-imperatively self-similar. Thus appearance is self-space.

As an idea, space-appearance - - > space-similarity - - > self-spatiality.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 2, 2019

self chill

Being chill and at peace with yourself and who you are.

I like to recharge in my room after a long day out, soaking up my favorite tunes and doing some self chill.

by JonnyAppleSemenation January 23, 2018

self pollinator

A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.

Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.

by Cycofy April 1, 2017

self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.

Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.

by Andrew5544 April 1, 2008

self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.

Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.

by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010

Self-penalation

The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.

You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation

by Padre David January 23, 2022

Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010