Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
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commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset
commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset
self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake
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I'm self-parterned
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