sand crane

a female who adorns themselves with all manners of tacky and ridiculous clothing, gawdy accessories, tacky jewelry, and various other forms of atrocious adornments. while they think they are quite stylish, everyone else thinks they make a 2 dollar whore look classy. they are a total fashion disaster. they are especially common in northern wisconsin.

you should have seen all the sand cranes at the bar last night.

by myronman January 07, 2011

Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit

My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great

by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023

Sand Rich Guy

Guy from Egypt, rich and will always have spare change in this pocket and is a Jew, and cant get laid with any amount of money there is.

Belal is sand rich guy.

by Bolel July 11, 2020

Mattias Sand

Boring man, dry like sand.
Likes alternative bitches

Stop being so boring! You're just like Mattias Sand

by KrAppyUrbanana November 28, 2022

Sand spur

An Arab prick

That middle eastern guy is such and jerk. Ya a real sand spur

by Luvs2spuge May 06, 2025

cole sand

a really nice guy that is low key really cute but he will never like you so stop trying

cole sand all narts kid

by the girl with brown hair October 24, 2019

sand slurp

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).

"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"

by BigFloppyDownstairsOperation June 06, 2018