salty bagel

When your getting a blow job, right after you cum you put a bagel in her mouth, and she eats it.

"Dude, I gave this chick a salty bagel last night, she loved it!"

by The Real Micheal Jackson March 12, 2009

Salty Pretzel

During sex the woman contorts her body so her mouth is next to her anus. The man then inserts one ball in her mouth and the second inside her ass as he puts his penis in her nasal cavity. When he cums in her nostril she proceeds to shoot it out the other side into her own mouth, swallowing.

I would love to have a salty pretzel with you!

by Bad Jackalope February 2, 2009

Salty Walter!

V: The act of ejaculating on a females face, smacking her, and yelling "Walter".

Jerk. Smack. SALTY WALTER!

by TDyoRu kOAnoMUw wGhD June 7, 2007

salty kiss

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and only realize halfway through so you vomit a bit in your mouth and gargle that around with some of her yeasty juices so that you can leak it back into her mouth as you come up to make out with her.

Maaan, so i was eating out at Cindy's clams casino last night and her muff carpet tasted kinda yeasty so I honked some smurfs in my own mouth and slurped a bit of her vadge podge along with that so I could give her a nice long salty kiss that involved lots of tongue, see if I could make her yodel some groceries for not having told me her snatch was raunch-a-taunchy.

by Monster Village August 16, 2012

Salty dog

Someone who sweats gravy and bleeds milk.

Damn, Jerry really needs to stop eating brownies and playing kickball. He's acting like a Salty Dog

by Ming the king May 24, 2012

Salty iham

Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.

Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.

by ritzycave October 26, 2007

Salty Storm

When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:

1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane

Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"

by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016